yourheartofgoldturnedplatinum:
a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
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william shakespeare hasn’t come out with a new play in a while did he retire or something
he’s on hiatus just wait
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